A place where Parents pay, and children play.
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.
A banker provided by nature
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY.