गुरुवार, 18 फ़रवरी 2021

Wonderful Definitions🤣*

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*🟡School*

A place where Parents pay, and children play. 


*Life Insurance*

A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.


*🟤Nurse*:

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.


*🟣Marriage*

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..


*⚫Tears*

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.


*🟣Conference*

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


*🔵Conference Room*

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.


*🟢Father*

A banker provided by nature


*⚫Boss*

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


*Politician*

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after


*🟠 HOSPITAL*

An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.


*😁Smile*

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


*🟢Office*

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


*🟡Yawn*

The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.


*🔵Etc*.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

*🟤Committee*

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

 

​LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY.

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